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ShareComic – Chuck Norris and SharePoint

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Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint. Chuck doesn’t need approval.
Chuck Norris’s favorite SharePoint site theme is Cardinal. Chuck enjoys the color Red.
Chuck Norris can modify SharePoint’s application.master in a supportable manner.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a SharePoint Disaster Recovery Plan. He doesn’t recover data, only hostages.
Chuck Norris can upgrade SharePoint In-Place. (and it will actually work)
Putting Chuck Norris in the SharePoint Visitors group is futile. Chuck always has Full Control.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare for SharePoint 2010. SharePoint 2010 prepares for him.
Microsoft asked Chuck Norris to sign an NDA about SharePoint 2010. Chuck Norris asked Microsoft to sign a Living Will.
In SharePoint 2010, the Farm Administrators group is being renamed to ‘Chuck’s Group’.
And the #10 Chuck Norris / SharePoint joke is:

Special thanks to Bjørn Furuknaps for some of these ideas!. And please leave your own ideas in the comments section. If every single one of my readers leaves one Chuck Norris SharePoint joke, we’ll have an additional 7 added. Rock on!

ps: my comments list is jacked up, you’ll get an error but you can ignore it, your comment was posted :)

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Lori commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:52 PM

Chuck Norris isn't afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.

Ryan commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:53 PM

ahahaa, Gold stuff, Ok, here's one more.

Who's the new graphic designer?,
Oh him,.... that's bob.
What happened to the other guy?
He asked Chuck to change a file in the 12 hive

Dux commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:54 PM

Chuck IS the Governance Plan

Karl commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:54 PM

Chuck Norris used a SharePoint calculated column to calculate the exact value of pi.

Paula Paul commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM

Chuck does not subscribe to Alerts. He knows what is happening before it happens.

Brian Jackett commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM

Chuck Norris has never seen the SharePoint "Unknown Error" page because nothing is ever unknown or an error to Chuck.

Richie commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM

Chuck norris can active a mutli-scope feature with one click

Jay commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:55 PM

Chuck Norris was using SharePoint. He upgraded to SharePain.

Andy Burns commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM

Chuck Norris has as many items in his View as he wants.

Chuck knows how to dispose of an SPSite...

Richard Harbridge commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't search SharePoint. He just stares it down until it gives him what he wants.

Chuck Norris never get's unexpected errors with SharePoint because he is always ready for everything.

The loading image in SharePoint is a result of it trying to catch up with Chuck's roundhouse kick.

Colin commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:56 PM

Chuck Norris isn't just a SharePoint Ranger...wait for it...he's a Texas SharePoint Ranger

Chuck Norris has a lightning FAST back-kick

tony commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't think SharePoint is funny

Mike Stevens commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read SharePoint blogs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Joe K commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM

Chunck Norris doesn't use VB.NET to customize SharePoint. Chuck Norris will always See Sharp!

Eduardo commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM

If you search for Chuck Norris on SharePoint, you won't find him. He will find you.

Monica commented on Monday, October 19, 2009 11:21 PM

Around Chuck don't bother hiding your web parts. Chuck sees ALL your web parts.

AObi commented on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:29 AM

SharePoint 2010 architecture now includes the ability to handle lists of one million plus items, for keeping track of how many people have been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

Sourcreem commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:11 PM

When Chuck performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -immediate to schedule the job, it has already occurred.

Derek commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:24 PM

Chuck CAN pick publishing images across site collections and web applications.

Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:25 PM

Chuck doesn't catch SPExceptions, he roundhouse kicks them right back.

Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:05 PM

When check performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -force. SharePoint detects the power that the enter key is struck with and applies force by default.

Grant commented on Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:09 PM

When Chuck performs an stsadm operation he doesn't need -force. SharePoint detects the power that the enter key is struck with and applies force by default.*

*Chuck wouldn't have to fix typos, the typos would fix themselves.

re: Sharing The Point commented on Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:49 AM

Are you sure you have the right Chuck Norris? This guy is in his 60's isn't he? He hung out a lot with that crotchety old fogey McCain last year and I suspect he's ready for the Old Folks Texas Ranger Rest Home.

Keutmann commented on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:22 PM

Chuck Norris got SharePoint Server 2010 RTM last week.

Keutmann commented on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:10 AM

SharePoint 2010 was Chuck Norris idea.

Ben Zeinz commented on Friday, March 12, 2010 11:17 AM

SharePoint and Chuck Norris are both where documents go to die.
Sharepoint Designer only got it's nickname 'Sharepoint Destroyer' after emulating Chuck Norris.
SharePoint/Starepoint long load times are just pale attmpt to stare you down ala Chuck Norris.

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